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Ghanaians Hate Sodomy But Happily Sit Down Whilst Akufo-Addo F*cks Us All Up the Butt, Without Lube – Nii Smiley Byte Writes

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Ghanaians are in a world of hurt right now. The government, with no regard for the raging pandemic which has triggered an economic downturn the world over, has increased taxes on almost everything. The budget which was read last week made it clear that government is increasing taxes across board. The Value Added Tax (VAT) … Read more

After Failing To Arrest the Cedi Or Stop Covid, Duncan-Williams to Lead Doomed To Fail National Prayer Day Against LGBT – Nii Smiley Byte Writes

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Apparently, Ghanaian bishops and pastors are ready to hold a 1 day national prayer rally on LGBTQI+. According to a flyer we’ve spotted of the upcoming program, the prayer rally is on the theme ‘Homos*xuality, A detestable sin to God’. The prayer rally would include pastors such as Dag Heward Mills, Frimpong Manso of the … Read more

Grammy 2021 Proved ‘Already’ Is A Joke – Shatta Wale Would Never Win Any ‘Proper’ Award Until he Stops Writing Garbage Lyrics

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Shatta Wale is never winning any ‘proper’ award until he stops writing garbage lyrics and passing them off as songs. On Sunday night at the Grammy awards, the huge gap between Ghanaian and Nigerian songwriters was put on full display as Burna Boy and Wizkid went home winners whilst Shatta Wale and his colleagues watched … Read more

Bunch of Ignorant and Bigoted Ghanaians Secure Their Spot In Heaven After Stripping Down and Righteously Assaulting A Transgender Man

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Ever since the conversation surrounding the issue of LGBT Ghanaians took over the national spotlight, I knew that this was where everything was eventually headed. The pure animus targeted at gay people on social media, the organized hatred of Moses Foh-Amoaning and his ilk, the constant reaffirming of religious leaders that homos*xuality is demonic and … Read more

Ghanaians Surprised to Discover they’re Poor After Giving Corrupt Politicians A Pass and Attacking Innocent Gay People – Nii Smiley Byte Writes

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Ghanaians are on social media right now crying out about several foreign media reports today calling us a poor country. Having spent the past few weeks spending every waking moment attacking gay people, threatening to beat them, calling them demonic and every other derogatory term you can think of, you can forgive the ordinary Ghanaian … Read more

Soggy Yam and Chicken Tasting Like Sugar – Customers Tell Us the Food at Van Vicker’s ‘Vantastic Grill’ Is A Disaster

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It’s Valentine’s Day, the most romantic day of the year. A young couple in Accra have decided that they want nothing more than to have a great meal, stay indoors and just enjoy movies the entire day. Someone suggests Van Vicker‘s ‘Vantastic Grill’ to them. The actor, trying to diversify his income sources, has started … Read more

Funny Face is Mad – He’s Mentally Unstable and His Family Should Seize His Phone Until He’s Well – Nii Smiley Byte Writes

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Every few months we suffer this issue with Funny Face. He goes ‘mad’ on social media and starts making wild and crazy posts, attacking people left and right and behaving bizarrely. Whenever his ‘mania’ arrives, you can tell because Funny Face would make post after post after post without stopping with each post more bizarre … Read more

Between Sleeping with Your Mummy, Your Cousin Or A DOG? – The Dirty Life Of Our So-Called Celebs Laid Bare By Drug Addict Gbee Naabu and Big Mouth Ayisha – Nii Smiley Byte Writes

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The most exciting time in the life of a blogger is when two celebrities out of the blue start attacking each other, giving birth to a ‘beef’ that can generate content for days on end. Aside blessing us with content that we generally have to search and prod and prude for, a beef is also … Read more

Rawlings Was Not An Ewe – Jerry Rawlings John Is NOT An Ewe Name – Nii Smiley Byte Writes

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Former President Jerry John Rawlings’ supposed tribe has become a matter of great contention since he died – quite shockingly. After the legendary life he lived, filled with both great deeds and dastardly acts, the great debate after his passing is about whether he’s an Ewe or not and whether there HAD to be some … Read more

Hidden Sidechicks and Illegitimate Children – Even In Death Papa J Goes Down As A ‘Proper’ Man! – Nii Smiley Byte Writes

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The life of the late Flight Lieutenant Jerry John Rawlings was so full of vim and verve, twists and turns, that the entire story could fill up three full-length biographies and have many more pages leftover. J.J is one of the two most influential leaders in Ghanaian history – he being the Abraham Lincoln to … Read more

Parliament House is Filled with Greedy, Shameless, Violent and Childish ‘Leaders’ – A National Embarrassment – Nii Smiley Byte Writes

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Ghanaians were treated to a full course of comedy and tragedy on the night of January 6th 2021 as the 8th Parliament of the 4th Republic convened for the first time. Instead of watching an orderly process with adults utilizing their brains – afterall these are the 275 duly elected Members of Parliament of the … Read more

F*ck Love, Talentless Patapaa Wisely Married Liha for German Citizenship to Secure His Future – Nii Smiley Byte Writes

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Ghanaian artiste Justice Amoah, professionally known as Patapaa, recently married his German girlfriend Liha Miller in Agona Swedru, with the wedding being the talk of town for much of the past week. Everyone is trying to understand what motivated a local boy like Patapaa to go all the way to Germany to find an overweight … Read more

Stonebwoy, His Wife and Team Are All Hypocrites and they Just Proved It To the World – Nii Smiley Byte Writes

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It wasn’t that long ago that Ghanaians had to listen to a very salty Stonebwoy cry for weeks that Sarkodie had reported him to the police for assaulting or allegedly assaulting, Sarkodie’s manager. Stonebwoy could not believe that a so-called ‘friend’ like Sark had thrown him to the law when Sarkodie had just witnessed him … Read more

TV3 ‘Date Rush’ Is Doomed After they Sacked Nii Kpakpo Thompson for the ‘Massively Unfunny’ Giovani Caleb – Nii Smiley Byte Writes

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Success is a hard thing to find in this world. It’s only a fool who finds success and then throws it away like trash. Ghanaian broadcasting company TV3 have made probably the biggest blunder of all time after they sacked the host of their most popular reality show, ‘Date Rush’, Nii Kpakpo Thompson, to install … Read more