"DOGGY Style Causes Cancer & Stroke"—Says Minister of Health, Motsoaledi

South African Minster of health has rather made a shocking statement that has left a little lot to be desired— according to Aaron Motsoaledi he made this discovery after three years of extensive and in depth study.
Apparently he found the cure of the life threatening tsunami that hits our health thus stroke and cancer and the cure is none other than abstaining from the doggy style sex position.
Speaking to The Insider, The 58-year-old former Limpopo MEC said he had started the study after noticing that there had been increased cases of stroke and cancer in South Africa which is due to citizens’ untamed obsession with the sex_ually exhilarating and yet dangerous style; do_ggy
“One of the main causes of cancer is stress, fatigue and tiredness. The most energy consuming and stressful se_xual position for men is do_ggy, hence the connection is more than clear.”
He advised the style could be made an occasional pick, thus on festive days like Valentines, Christmas but doing otherwise is tantamount to suicide.
The Minister said that a full statement on the Ministry’s website, “Look, I am only giving you guys a snippet, but we will be posting the results of the full research on the Ministry website, www.doh.gov.za”