ISIS Bans Citizens From Wearing Jerseys Of Real Madrid, AC Milan And Other Clubs – Offence Punishable By 80 Lashes

The Islamic State (IS) terror group are notorious for being on a crusade to make everyone in the world be like them – s*xually repressed hypocrites with boring lives and no conscience.
They try to do this by banning the little things that make life fun – music, some clothing, peeping at pigeon genitalia…the list goes on.
Their most recent silly ban involves the wearing of replica football jerseys made by sportswear giants Nike and Adidas.
So the jerseys of European giants such as AC Milan, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Manchester United and Chelsea, as well as national team kits for several top sides have all been banned.
According to reports, the ban is being implemented in the IS held town of Hisba in the Al-Furat province of Iraq. Flouting the regulations would fetch you eighty lashes in the public square.
ISIS – they hope no fun in your life would convince you to join their grimy death cult.