Meet the Man Who Has to Give the Police 24 Hours Advance Notice Anytime He Wants to Have S£X

Getting laid can sometimes be difficult, we mean finding the right woman and all that…
But when it comes John O’Neil, 45, from York, UK, his predicament goes beyond finding a woman—he has to inform the police in advance anytime he wants to have sex.
So if he wants to have sex today, he must tell them 24 hours ahead—and if he wants to have sex again tomorrow, he must inform the police, per a court order.
According to the BBC:

A man who must notify police 24 hours before he has sex can be named, a district judge has ruled.

John O’Neil, 45, from York, was cleared of rape at a retrial last year but was made the subject of an interim sexual risk order (SRO).
An order prohibiting his identity from being made public has been lifted at York Magistrates Court.
North Yorkshire Police has applied for the SRO to be made permanent after Mr O’Neil allegedly breached it.
The single father-of-two has said he had an interest in sado-masochism and used to visit a fetish club.
He said the order violated his human rights and meant he could not have an intimate relationship.
“It’s absolutely devastating. I don’t have a life,” he said.
SROs were introduced in England and Wales last year and can be applied to any individual who the police believe poses a risk of sexual harm – even if they have never been convicted of a crime.

That’s some crap this man is dealing with…