6 Things You Should Surely Know About the Average Ghanaian Guy

Average means in the middle or not extreme. An average guy is usually defined as the typical guy who walks the streets—does the thing that people who who are burnt on protecting their stance and maintaining their status-quo in society would not do in a million years. It is usually someone middled-class based on the stereotypical nature in a said society.
In real life however there is no thing as `average`, it is just an image that is miraged in our brains. Each individual is exceptional one way or the other and once one gets to know them you would find out they are not exactly average as it has been purported to be.
That notwithstanding, there are certain features that out strikes one sect of people from the other. Things that Kweku would do could sound most strange to Kwame.
1. The average Ghanaian guy won’t see a girl with a big behind and overflowing bosom without stopping to look at her twice. He would stare at her until his eyes get angry with tears. Conversate and tell her nothing but lies. He would build a condo with words when he cannot even afford fries.
2. The average Ghanaian guy would take time to prepare the ‘format’ thus lies garnished with accuracy and consistency that it appears true than what is actually true– call it relationship propaganda. Recite them on purposely like someone interviewing for an American passport. Mistakes certainly is a frivolous commodity way too expensive for his flat pocket.
The kind of performance that leaves an indelible imprint in your heart that you begin to rue if you do not affirm to his live proposal. There and then another deceitful love story would be created, one innocent lady has fallen for the wrong guy.
3. The average Ghanaian man makes sure you fall to glories you can never revive from. He `uses` and steps on you like a doormat just after a couple of sex. I keep wondering why they keep biting the fingers that feeds them. I give you such a soulful delicacy and you break my spirit like that?