5. Spend all your money on them
Save the craziest for the last. This is the most stupid thing anyone could do in the name of love. I laugh hard at this one because it is the kind of crazy that happens to be stupid and funny. Imagine a guy sweating his pants off in restaurants when the girls are ordering.
And he wants to spread a girl who in turn calls around her girlfriends because monkey don’t stop no show. Her girls gotta chill. And if the monkey has the means, why not? But that is all he will remain to her; a monkey in “love”. The same applies to the lady (even God will shake His head at her.
Mine is finding it difficult to stay in place) who provides all of her money (and even some of her father’s. Thanks to Nigerian films for opening our eyes to these possibilities) to pay for his non-existent rent arrears that he spends on another girl of his dreams who in turn sees him as just a monkey. Crazy, crazy, stupid love. Ha!