In Republican territorym premarital s*x can gun you down, not to talk about p*rn!.
Vivid Entertainment has written to Republican Presidential candidate Ted Cruz, to offer him a role in a p*rn movie, for $1m.
Cruz was the surprise winner of the first primary vote, the caucuses in Iowa, when he toppled frontrunner Donald Trump. Vivid perhaps wants to have the next US President perform for them, who knows.
According to TMZ, Vivid head Steve Hirsch penned a letter to Cruz’s campaign, promising to donate a million to a Super PAC of his choice if he agrees to star in the movie. He would be allowed to control everything, choose his co-stars, the title, everything! Although Vivid is suggesting the title ‘Cruzing for Bush’.
Cruz, of course, is unlikely to even respond to this offer. Which, thankfully, is the best choice for everyone’s sanity.