So people are heading to Church—just for the new year or something like that.
This must be a tradition because I don’t really get the significance of this considering the fact that many of these people have been boozing and doing all manner of things prohibited by their God through the holidays.
And now, it seems to be the time to go and thank God for making these things go unpunished, or request for guidance into a new year (which is logically a mere change of human calendar.)
Perhaps Christians forget so easily that their God is timeless—and therefore, He does not even know what the f**k a New Year is.
Even if He keeps a tab on a calendar, He surely will have a different calendar to what’s on earth here—unless I am to be told that He resides on earth, causing all the chaos from behind the veil.
But then again, New Year has no religious significance; it’s a calendar change so Christians should stop the event appropriation and also spare us the multiple Cross Over church services, intended to just make the church richer and richer—and the poor, poorer and poorer.
Now, where is my wine and glass? Happy New Year to all the free thinkers.
For those zealots of religious dogmatism; Satan and God are having a big New Year party in heaven—hatching more heinous plans as to how to make the world a more uninhabitable place in the New Year.
And they are completely drunk; so you can imagine the sort of nonsense they are talking about—including an argument about what’s the real dimension of Nicki Minaj’s butt.
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-Chris-Vincent Agyapong Febiri
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