Obaa Kyerewaa Writes: What’s Your Business If Cassandra Left Her Husband of 4 Months After Getting to USA?

I have read with keen interest the comments of most people on the issue of the supposed lady who dumped her new Americo husband for her lai momo other Americano.

Ghanafo kasa!! In Femi Osofisan drama, Midnight Hotel where the headteacher rightly states that it is only “when the wind blows that you see the anus of the chicken”,it is only when someone’s “matter” come that you see different comments!! Comments from all saints, “chrifes”, mallams, sheiks,k bonsam, dumsor hene, wearer of women’s coat, wotse Rawlings and even Afua Rambo .

Hypocrisy at its best!!! Who amongst those commenting hasn’t dumped someone before? Who says that you can not leave a marriage you are not happy with?

Anyway the bible states that the only way a marriage can be annulled is when one of the parties commits adultery. This supposed lady has made it easy for her husband. She has done it!

There are always two sides to a story so before anyone attempts to throw a stone at the lady let me assume the lady ( Eno) used to attend church and had been advised to abstain from sex before marriage. Hence she was not able to “sample” before marriage.

On getting married and going for her honeymoon in Bronx , it suddenly dawns on her that her new mister, Opana’s performance is way below average. This leads to her reminiscing about her laimomo who in the past on numerous occasions had “wheelbarrowed her” and on other times invented his own special kamasutra skills.

Eno then decides that it is a woman who builds a home. She planned to add some spice to their sexual life. In order not to hurt Opana’s feeling, she confesses to the him that she occasionally watches porno” so they should watch one together. Opana reluctantly agrees to it.

Even after watching the erotic film, Opana still keeps to his Adam and Eve style. He does not even “cowbell.” Frustrations set in. She knows no one in this land except for her laimomo and does not want to discuss this with friends and relatives in Ghana.

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Opana on the other hand would leave his newly wedded wife at home. He was doing double shifts and overtime so he would be able to complete the eight bedroom house he is building in Ghana. When he wasn’t working, he would sleep all day as he was tired. Opana had become a one minute man on the days that he would do the panpanaa.

Seconds pass. Minutes pass. Hours pass. Days pass. Weeks pass. Opana is taking more shifts. Our lady is all by herself in obimanso. Loneliness sets in. Our lady one day decides to call her laimomo for a chat (He is the only one she knows in America).

In the course of the conversation, laimomo tells her he lives not too far away from her. Two days later after opana lives for work, Eno calls laimomo again. She is in tears. Laimomo decides to go and console her. His arrival like Reggie N Bollie ”turns the energy up”. His energy level is infectious. With him, the lady sees that it is always going to be a sunny day.

Soon this pair start to invent their own kama sutra skills without any form of protection. One thing leads to the other. She finds out she has missed her period. Lai momo has scored a goal.

[smartads]

Decision time. Enough is enough!! Eno doesn’t want to continue with her non existent relationship with Opana. She moves to Lai momo’s house and calls it quit with Opana. Opana cries wolf. Na who cause am? Opana informs his

Opoosini friend who decides to interrogate Eno under the guise of trying to mend the already broken relationship.
Who the hell is Opoosini to interrogate her the way he does?

Massa, as the late Agya atta would say , “Dzi wo fie as3m”. Opoosini let me remind you that your wife used to be someone else’s girlfriend as well. Leave Eno, let her enjoy her new found happiness na girls abr3!

I , Obaa Kyerewaa rest my case.