Bizarre conspiracy theories often pop up about most issues involving celebrities around the world. This might be the most bizarre I’ve ever heard.

Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge welcomed the second royal baby over the weekend, a baby girl.

Whilst most of Britain continues to rejoice, and the rest of the world shrugs and wonders what all the fuss is about, a newspaper in Russia is kicking up a storm with some a very weird conspiracy theory.

Mirror reports Komsomolskaya Pravda, a pro-Kremlin newspaper, is calling the royal birth staged. The logic is that Kate looked so good mere hours after birth when she came out to the public, and that it was impossible to look so good just after giving birth.

Another theory was that they must have used a surrogate, and that the Duchess wore a fake belly throughout to deceive the world. Or that the birth happened earlier, but was concealed for a while to combat the media frenzy that was sure to follow.

In all, a lot of incoherent babbling; but you can’t have an event of this size without expecting the crazies to also come out with their theories.

Irrespective, the world waits for the christening of the new baby. Some whispers indicate she might be names Diana, after the beloved late Princess of Wales.