I Don’t Need Any Freaking Qualification & I Can Award Myself the Highest Title
Though the quickest and most guaranteed way of making a lot of money in life, it comes with no preconditions. To become a lawyer, you have to spend 4 or more years on undergraduate studies and then maybe another 2 on postgraduate—and you have to write several exams which come with sleepless nights.
That is not all, you may have to do several other trainings. To become a pilot or a doctor, you have to do the same or spend longer years working your mind and butt off but to lead a group of people and have them give you free money; you don’t need any regulated form of education or training… A chimpanzee can even do this!
In fact, you can be absolute thick in the head and yet own the biggest church in your community—all you have to understand is how to exploit the existing gullibility in your members with pack of lies and miracles.
If you want to feel very important, you can title yourself-Bishop or even Pope and no one will question your credentials. You do not have to become a theologian to be known as a Biblical expert, just claim to have direct contact with the celestial Christian God and you are an expert… What you say becomes finals even if it’s parallel to reason and common sense.
You can even buy a honorary doctorate degree online by donating just 80 dollars to many of these institutions out there legally selling this to other pastors if you want to be called; Dr. Rev…
Pastors these days give all sort of advice from sexual positions to medical and yet, they do not need any sort of qualification to be able to dish them out. And religious people listen more to their pastors in Africa than they would do to well qualified doctors or financial advisors…
Now, when I say my future is bright with a lot of money hanging on trees waiting for me to pick them, some of my friends do not understand…
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