CHRIS-VINCENT: I’ll Establish A Church One Day If Life Gets Tough & These Are the Reasons…


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Not Just Tax, You Cannot Be Criticised or Be Touched  

I love the church for its ability to enforce order—and its sacred status of ‘no criticism’ which extends to its leaders. Even running a blog is pretty tiresome and you have to swallow a lot of criticism as well as bashing. This is when you are just providing free service to people who have not paid you a dime.

Yet, you can establish a church which will run on the daily contribution of its members and none of these members would be able to openly criticise/condemn your actions because the Bible says; touch not my anointed.

I would be free to impregnate twenty of the beautiful women in my church and speak proudly from the pulpit each Sunday with no one saying a thing; at best, they will gossip behind me and even that, the fact that God will be watching them means they wouldn’t do it much.

So establishing a church will mean, not only is my income untouched by the taxman, my actions wouldn’t be criticised too. Anyone who dares condemn anything I do (even if plainly sick) would be attacked by my furious church members—or God will send down two angels to make such a person’s life hell on earth.


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Chris-Vincent Agyapong, Founding Editor
I am a Hedonist, Contrarian, Traveller, Lawyer, Atheist, Thinker, Writer, Minimalist & a Professional Truth Sayer.

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