Did You Know God Is A Woman? Catholic Priest Who ‘Resurrected’ Says He Saw God And She’s A Girl

Well, when you think you’ve heard everything the world goes and throws you another curveball.

Seems other worldly encounters are all the rage these days, and its crucial you come back with some never before heard of info. So just as that pastor who said anything other than missionary on your married bed would get send you straight to hell– this Catholic priest has come back with a unique story of his own.

After suffering a heart attack and being declared officially dead, medics were able to revive him after 48 minutes. During those 48 minutes when he was dead, Father John Michael O’Neal claims he went to heaven and saw God.

According to him, God was a feminine like being, full of light. “Her presence was both overwhelming and comforting. She had a soft and soothing voice and her presence was as reassuring as a mother’s embrace.”

The Bishop, from Massachusetts, caused quite a stir with his comments when he recovered from his ordeal. He says the fact that God is a Holy Mother instead of a Holy Father is not going to stop his devotion to him, and that he is more determined than ever to spread the good word.

The problem is if his superiors would allow him to continue teaching his radical views. Though I don’t see the controversy; I always thought of god as an asexual being.

One thing is clear though; if God is a woman, she has really not done well protecting her own half of the species!