Nigerian Pastor Who Claims To Have Been To Hell Says Missionary Is The Only Approved Sekz Position For Married Couples- Anything Else Would Earn You A Ticket To Hell

These pastors would never let us rest, today it’s this, tomorrow it’s that. You better hope this guy isn’t right because if he is he just took all the fun out of marriage.

Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo of the Complete In Christ Church in the UK came out with this warning. His revelations, which he shared in a youtube video and also with a Christian blog, come down to a revelation from God centred on the proper way for married couples to have seks.

First, he recounted what he saw in hell, where dead Christians who ‘defiled’ their marriage beds were being given some a-class treatment. According to him, their bodies were being chopped into pieces like how a butcher chops up meat, and then the body reforms wherein the chopping takes place again- over and over and over again.

So how to avoid this fate when you get married, which obviously is a goal for majority of the human population? According to the pastor, do not defile you marriage bed. There is one and only one approved means to give it to your wife, and that is the aptly named missionary position.

So what to stay away from? According to Pastor Olugbenga, mast*rbating on your married bed, watching porn*graphy, oral seks, and all those modern, filthy seks positions- d*ggy, c*wgirl, any kind of BDSM ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ stuffs. You touch any of these with a pole; there is a special place in butcher hell reserved for you.

The Man of God backed these with some scripture, but honestly it looked like a stretch to me. None of them mentioned any of these seks acts, just a lot of use of the word ‘immoral’ and ‘defile’ from which we are supposed to make deductions.

Also it seems kind of wicked that after probably living a very fulfilling Christian life, that one experiment you tried with your wife can get you a ticket to hell. That’s even if you consider this guy is right, which obviously he isn’t; he just looks like someone blowing hot air.

Or you disagree? Watch his long video below and draw your own conclusions….

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LpytjPLGoE