These pastors would never let us rest, today it’s this, tomorrow it’s that. You better hope this guy isn’t right because if he is he just took all the fun out of marriage.
Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo of the Complete In Christ Church in the UK came out with this warning. His revelations, which he shared in a youtube video and also with a Christian blog, come down to a revelation from God centred on the proper way for married couples to have seks.
First, he recounted what he saw in hell, where dead Christians who ‘defiled’ their marriage beds were being given some a-class treatment. According to him, their bodies were being chopped into pieces like how a butcher chops up meat, and then the body reforms wherein the chopping takes place again- over and over and over again.
So how to avoid this fate when you get married, which obviously is a goal for majority of the human population? According to the pastor, do not defile you marriage bed. There is one and only one approved means to give it to your wife, and that is the aptly named missionary position.
So what to stay away from? According to Pastor Olugbenga, mast*rbating on your married bed, watching porn*graphy, oral seks, and all those modern, filthy seks positions- d*ggy, c*wgirl, any kind of BDSM ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ stuffs. You touch any of these with a pole; there is a special place in butcher hell reserved for you.
The Man of God backed these with some scripture, but honestly it looked like a stretch to me. None of them mentioned any of these seks acts, just a lot of use of the word ‘immoral’ and ‘defile’ from which we are supposed to make deductions.
Also it seems kind of wicked that after probably living a very fulfilling Christian life, that one experiment you tried with your wife can get you a ticket to hell. That’s even if you consider this guy is right, which obviously he isn’t; he just looks like someone blowing hot air.
Or you disagree? Watch his long video below and draw your own conclusions….
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LpytjPLGoE
nkwaseas3m, i did rather go to hell then.
Oh my gosh…these pastors are really taking advantage of people. If you are a married person then what would be wrong with experimenting or trying out different positions with your partner, what the hell? This pastor is obviously lying and has nothing better to do. It’s hard to believe that people in the bible were just doing missionary. You’re breaking up people’s marriages with this bull. But then again, an illogical person will obviously believe this man and lo and behold another marriage will be broken. If I was married there’s no way in hell I’d let a pastor interfere with it.
For starters, no one is guaranteed heaven or hell, in fact we are all destined for hell unless Jesus decides to save us by mercy ( which he has promised he would if we give our lives to Him), no human being can go to heaven with our supposed holiness and righteousness on earth, again it is only Jesus who can intercede on our behalf. Living what u suppose is the most holy and righteous life on this earth is no guarantee that you will make it to heaven, so the bottom line, give your life to Christ and do the best that you can on this earth and Christ will save you
“”their bodies were being chopped into pieces…”…I thought when a human being dies the body is buried on earth, so how is it possible for the body to be chopped???
F**king retard of a man. This is a case of an arrogant buffoon trying to force his ‘way’ on the rest of us. This fool concocted all this just because he’s on doing missionary. If god didn’t want d*ggy, c*wboy, reverse c*wboy he’d have stuck two spikes on the butt*cks of the woman, making it impossible and painful for the man to hit it from behind. You sir are a liar! L-Y-E-R. You never went to hell or for that matter anywhere near there. Sadly there are idiots that will buy this nonsense from this charlatan.
Heard this before, and it’s kinda strange to me cs u might think once married you’ll be able to do whatever u want with ur partner, but apparently not. There are lot of stuff that married couples do that might grant them tickets to hell_ according to the pastor I heard this from
really? is it written anywhere in the bible?
uhmm lol,not sure; I’m just reiterating what some pastor said b4
I’m going to hell 🙁