I saw a poster a friend had used as her display picture on WhatsApp with the inscription: ‘to all husband/boyfriend snatchers; remember karma is a b*tch’. I laughed so hard but then I asked myself all this husband/snatcher – karma stuff…. Who exactly is a ‘snatcher’?

How do you ‘snatch’ someone else’s man? Why is it that it is only the men that are snatched, never the women? You often hear a man lament that his wife has left him but when it comes to a woman, ‘a b*tch’ snatched my husband/boyfriend’. Karma is always a ……..Even if it takes months before an ex goes public with his new catch, she’s still a snatcher.

I have an ex, you have an ex – your husband has an ex and you’re now the wife, so karma is coming after you then – because I’m assuming you ‘snatched’ him from someone. If he was as virgin, you snatched him from his mother that is why probably your mother-in-law is not so cool with you…It’s not logic!

Is snatching voluntary or forced? I mean, don’t the ‘snatchees’ have any say in the matter? Or are the ‘snatchers’ so powerful and too beautiful that no one they set their eyes on can resist them? I personally think nobody can snatch somebody who doesn’t want to be snatched. So then, we’re all snatchers and snatchees and karma awaits us all.

If you had a good man whom you took for granted, when someday he meets someone who appreciate his goodness, how can the ‘smart jackpot winner’ be a snatcher? If a full grown man with grey hair (disguised with black dye) at places I can’t say is not responsible enough to keep his third leg in check, how does an innocent lady become a snatcher?

Even if the ‘husband snatcher’ knows very well that she’s dealing with a married man, she didn’t walk into your home to ‘snatch’ him, he willingly walked out of the house. Was he jazzed, I can’t say! Pardon my language but did “snatcher” forcefully take the man on dates or forced him to meet her somewhere and forcefully took hold of his ‘thing’ and inserted ‘it’ into her punani?  At no time in that process did the man say “leave me alone or I call the police.”

My dad said to me ‘a lady doesn’t fight over a man’ when I told him the men outnumber women so it’s good to hold on tight. He told me a real man does not chase quantity but quality. It’s not everything a magnet attracts, quality attracts.

Everything I do should be of quality. If someone pays you 4 oranges to run a mile, add a few yards to the distance. People should ‘see’ my value wherever I am. Sincerely it’s now making more sense to me. Quality is then subjective – if a magnet attracts paper, it’s a problem. So if you think you’re quality, crap will be far away from you – and if that’s what you’re attracting….maybe you need to redefine the word ‘quality’.

Many things catch the eye and we allow it to pass; what captures our heart is what we pursue. When a ‘snatcher’ is able to snatch what you ‘think’ you’ve embossed your name on, probably, she captured a ‘snatchees’ heart and you captured the eye. It’s not everyone we’ve had relationships with that captured our hearts; majority caught our eyes – just a few made it to the heart.

We tend to think we know people too well but where our truths lie is where nobody can see – and that is in our heart. Do you think the day a lady/guy says it’s over is the day the person ‘walked out’? (I’m not talking about ‘what the freaking hell did I do that for’, or ‘Shoot, I don’t have a replacement so let me go back’ kind of breakups).

The person has laced up his/her boots and has long been planning his/her exit – so how can the replacement be a snatcher? Do you know the number of people waiting for the other to leave? Some people come out of relationships and heave a huge sigh of relief so cool down girl; you don’t know what is going on in your guys head.

Any girl who dates/have relationship with our ex is a b*tch…Common. This is no tongue-in-cheek …I really do need some kind of clarity here because I’m seriously struggling to understand how you can snatch something/one that is ‘stuck’ to another.

Small English (snatch) word and see how women have added layers of swag to it!!!!